It’s Monday, so you know what that means. An all new episode of Black Ink Crew. I honestly look forward to these Mondays, because I’m like “I may be driving a 1992 Astro van and feasting on ramen noodles, but at least I’m not on this show and not in the same situation as these jokers. So let’s do a quick recap and then move forward. Quani is scared to live in the slums, not because of the rats that nibble her eye lashes at night, but because of Case; girl I guess. Duchess and Caes are building their empire so they decided to consult with Yandy and Mendeecess for a power lunch at Olive Garden (which is honestly one of my favorite places to eat). Ted and Sky are in love (read: they’ve thrown away the rubbers), O’Shit is still O’shit…..Donna has had a yeast infection for 10 years and refuses to get it treated. Omg just tooo much…. Anyway let’s get started with this week’s episode!
Some YT dude came in wanting a “Jacob’s ladder” which is a piercing on your Dick. This YT dude is an actor CLEARLY!!! Like not a good one at all. Sidenote: *WHY* is Duchess the only piercer in the show?? Like doesn’t that seem bad for business? Like what about all the girls who want their big stomachs bellies pierced for the Puerto Rican day parade???
Caes had to pull Donna to the side about her professionalism, her lack off talent and the slimy/slug trail she leaves where ever she sits. Donna being the insulate canker sore that she is; she continued to back talk and state her side of the issue. Caes seems to be fed up with Donne and ready to let her go. Oh well, guess she better pack up her 1989 Corolla and hit the bricks. Better luck next time
Sky and Teddy and still cupcakin and sky is clearly over the moon. Only problem is Ted screwed that girl who looks like one of the weather girls
Donna apparently has a new BF, a dude who is missing teeth and has miss Celia plats in his head. sidenote; she was actually taking a shower!! Like I’ve never seen anyone on this show shower!! That’s wild!!
J Holiday came into the shop and Duchess shaded TF out of him “J Holiday, he’s like an r&b singer or whatever. He had a few little hits or whatever” well damn Duchess!! Anyway Donna was sitting at her front desk tracing different microbes and smashing the bed bugs she brought in with her. Caes called Donna a bitch, so Donna called her boyfriend Max to beat up Caes. The situation was flipped when Dutch called Max and let him know about the 8 different dudes she screwed in the shop, so they in essence turned her own man against her. Oh well hell’s bells!
Later on, Caes decides to rent (read: steal) a school bus in order for everyone to have fun and let their hair down and relax. Basically the shop was funky and this was the only way to get them all wet/showered. O’shit comes into the shop with flippers (basically I’m saying he came into the shop with Nene’s leakes house slippers on) Once everyone finally arrived the dude’s started taking their shirts off and you can tell they eat nothing but hot wings and drink croc slushes. Dutch later pulls Sky to the side on some messy boots shit. And says “girl yo dude tucked one of the weather girls on a pissy. Mattress in the subway. Sky seems like a really decent person who just wants love and she really thought Ted was down for her. Sky later got so upset with Ted that she dumped an entire bottle of water on him, which seems pointless since them hoes just left the water park, but whatevs.
Puma’s business partner has had it up to HERE with
Pum Pum so he offers to sell him the shop for $50k, he also offers to sell the shop to Caes. Sky decides to confront Dutch about being a two-faced mule and things POP OFF!! Sky has been in jail for beating up a preacher at a thanksgiving homeless dinner, do you honestly think she’s gonna spare Dutch’s life?? Bitch I don’t!! Guess you’ll just have to tune in for next week’s episode to see.